There was a young fellow from Ankara, Who was a terrific w**kerer,
Till he sowed his wild oats, With the help of a goat,
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.
—Britain’s New Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson.
What could possibly go wrong? :D
The next few years are going to be rather interesting…
If somebody wants to make a joke about the love that flowers between the Turkish president and a goat, he should be able to do so, in any European country, including Turkey.
(It should be noted that BJ wasn’t foreign secretary when he wrote the poem)